Wednesday, April 7, 2010

How to make money by being a celebrity commentator

The internet is a very good place to go if you want to know if celebrities have done anything lately, and what they were wearing when they did it, and whether they are in trouble with the fashion police. In fact, whenever I get curious about what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are up to,* I always go to the internet and ask it. I am usually able to find out what they are up to pretty quickly this way, and my need for personal fulfillment through the lives of others is temporarily satiated. Without the Internet I would presumably have to find them in the phone book and call them, which has failed in the past, and shows no sign of working any time soon.

The thing is, most people do not know that you can make money simply by following celebrities around, taking pictures of them, posting them on the Internet and saying things like "OMG!!!1!"

In any case, there are lots of people who do this for a living, and there is always room for another. You could dedicate yourself to following an individual celebrity, or just following a bunch of them around. Either way you will soon get rich, and may become a celebrity of your own. At that point you can just post pictures of yourself and not even bother doing any real work

*apparently Angelina and Brad are in Sarajevo right now (true) and Brad is getting prepared for a role in which he plays an extremely ugly old dude.(made up, but with photographic evidence)

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