We recently blogged about how to make money selling trash to hoarders. Children of hoarders did not like this idea. They thought it was "Completely tasteless. Not funny." and wanted us to "Get a life."
So our new idea is to make money by buying trash from hoarders and reselling it to people who have so much money they don't know what to do except buy trash. Now to the people buying the trash... its not trash... its vintage rusty goodness. This is a perfect opportunity to start your future as a recirculation specialist (aka flipping).
Step by Step Business plan
1) Find hoarder
2) Watch out for their children because they don't like you no matter if you buy or sell their parents trash
3) Hoarders are easy to spot... but for a "good" hoarder with junk (not just trash) look in between the pizza boxes and McDonald's Happy Meal toys for the rusty cars, bicycles, vintage signs and coins.
4) After picking through the trash tell them all they have is junk and they should pay you to take it off their hands before the government kicks them out of their house.
5) If they don't want to just give it to you, pay them at least $1 for their items
6) Put junk/trash/vintage rusty goodness on ebay and make a ridiculous amount of money.
Want some inspiration on taking hoarders junk and selling to rich people who need something to spend their extra money on? Check out the new History Channel show American Pickers.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
I'm sure most of you have been on the edge of your seats waiting anxiously to see if someone from Alaska visited our site. For those who were not waiting anxiously or were not aware of Howtomakeadollar until recently... here is where we blogged about wanting someone from Alaska to visit our site. And here is where we blogged about ways to make money in Alaska to lure people from Alaska.
I am proud to announce someone from Eagle River, Alaska has visited our site! Way to go Eagle River.
Friday, February 26, 2010
You may have noticed that contributors to Howtomakeadollar occasionally use the tag "Unsubstantiated Claims" on certain blog entries. We use this tag because we sometimes make statements that seem unreliable, or, more accurately, we occasionally make statements that appear to be completely made up. This tag is not to say that our statements are untrue. It is simply used to point out that we have not backed up our statements using authoritative sources. That is why we are proud to report that we have added an Official* Fact Check Guy (OFCG) to our ranks.
*OFCG does not hold an official position at Howtomakeadollar. The word "Official" in his title is for diminatative purposes only, and does not imply, incite, implede, nor in any other way co-comingulate such office as may resimmitize payment, either directly or indirectly, of any kind.
This does not mean that we will no longer use the "unsubstantiated claims" tag. In fact, we will probably use it even more frequently. We have outsourced the responsibility of truth to the OFCG, and will no longer be held accountable for the relationship between statements made on our blog and any form of external reality.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
UPDATE: Last week we wrote to inform our readers that one of our contributors had gone missing, and for various reasons, was presumed dead. We are somewhat relieved, and mildly pleased to report that he has now been found alive. Before continuing, you need to read the original missing person notice here.
He turned himself in for the $1 reward after reading about his disappearance on Howtomakeadollar. The $1 reward was offered specifically for information about his health and location. He confirmed his health by reporting that he was "not dead," but refused to give any specifics regarding his whereabouts, except for mumbling something incoherent about the border police in Namibia. Consequently, he was only able to obtain 50 cents of the reward, which is probably an accurate appraisal of his net worth.
We are kind of happy to welcome back his "unique" voice as a "contributor" to this blog. However, the entire incident gave us yet another can't-miss money-making idea: Go missing, and when a reward is posted for information regarding your whereabouts, come forward yourself and claim the prize. In order to have someone offer a reward when you go missing, you may need to commit a crime or have a loved one. We have found that our readers generally fall into one of those two categories. So chances are, you're good to go. Missing, that is.
Related Business Ideas: Have a bounty taken out for your head. Then deliver your head. You do still have it, don't you? Or conversely, find someone else who goes missing and offers to give you $5000 if you find them.
Other related Business Idea for People who do not have Loved Ones, and are not suspected of Crimes:
1. Find a person who probably has loved ones
2. Convince the person to go for a ride in your car. You may need to use coercive techniques such as offering candy or a hot stock investment tip. Very few people can resist a good stock investment idea from a stranger. It is ideal if you can get them into your trunk, but this is not necessarily necessary.
3. Once they get in the car, drive away quickly. Make sure to have your tires squeal.
4. Soon there will be a reward offered for either the person in your car, or yourself, possibly both of you
5. Turn yourself in to the person offering the reward, along with the person in your car
Personally, I think this is different from kidnapping. Kidnappers are mean, scary, and dangerous. You are just a nice guy looking for some easy cash. HUGE difference.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Chances are, if you have an Internet connection and are literate, that you've heard about our wildly popular blog posts about making money with art. If by some chance you have not read these wonderful masterpieces of wonder and wonderment, you can do so here. However, you may as well keep reading this post for now, since you are here.
The best way to make money from art during your own lifetime is to paint pictures and sign them "Pablo Picasso." People spend millions on paintings by Picasso, and yours would be no different.
THIS PRICELESS ARTWORK CAN BE YOURS FOR $1
(plus $.44 for shipping... sorry the artwork may come folded in an envelope*)
*a standard iron should take the creases right out
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Check out our new feature.... we now accept donations using paypal! Now you can donate money to us!
- We are awesome
- Our children, wives, and pet fish are dying of global warming.
- You are nice*
- You don't have anything better to do with a dollar
- You are under the impression that donating to us will enter you for a major prize. You are free to think this.
- You hate us, and are donating sarcastically
- You are under the false impression that we are a charitable institution. (We're not, but we've written about some)
- You think that by clicking the donate button we will donate money to you. You are free to think this.
- You tried one of our ideas and would like to share some of your massive profits with us before you get arrested.
- Your cat** ran across the keyboard and somehow clicked the donate button
- We owe a dollar to a guy named Vinny in Long Island
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*We promise that if you donate to us (minimum donation one dollar), we will declare you officially "nice." All you have to do is donate to us, then email us and say "I donated to you. Am I nice?" We will reply and say "Yes. You are nice." You can then put "I am nice" on your resume. Everyone who has ever received this declaration from us has gone on to lead extremely successful business and family lives.
However, if you do not donate to us, then you are automatically categorized as mean. For example, if you email us and say "I did not donate to you. Am I nice?" We will reply and say "No. You are mean. Very mean." No one who has been called mean by Howtomakeadollar has ever done anything successful in their lives. You don't want this. You want "Nice."
**Howtomakeadollar does not endorse owning a cat. However, if you have a cat, we would appreciate it if you leave this screen open at all times and encourage your cat to run around on the keyboard. Besides, running around is good for cardiac health. Did you know that 100% of all cats die when theirs hearts stop beating?
Monday, February 22, 2010
Do you want your blog to be successful? If the answer is yes... make sure you include videos. Videos are key to a successful blog. The video can be totally unrelated to anything at all.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
If you would like to have a successful blog (like howtomakeadollar), pictures are essential.
Whatever you do... just make sure YOU POST PICTURES IN YOUR BLOG. If you do not post pictures, people will get bored and leave your site.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
I can only assume that the reason no one has bid on our priceless artwork is because you feel that your house is too modest to be burdened by such a magnificent and groundbreaking wall hanging. However, this is not a real loss for us, because we can still make a significant amount of money off this piece of art even if no one buys it.
Alternative idea: if you do not want to be on the bad side of the IRS change step 5 in the above business plan to read "5. After the price has been bid up really high, demand the highest bidder pay the full bid price." Friends forget and forgive... the IRS does not!
Friday, February 19, 2010
URGENT: One of Howtomakeadollar's founding members is missing and presumed dead! We are offering a $1 reward for any information leading to knowledge of his whereabouts and general health. Howtomakeadollar strives to maintain the anonymity of its writers, so we will not give you this man's name. However, you can see a picture of him here.
He is middle-aged, balding, (though known to wear a toupee) and morbidly obese. His teeth are plated with gold, and he has extraordinarily hairy arms, back and chest, as well as occasional facial hair. He serves as a freelance nudist and part time Elvis impersonator in the greater Pittsburgh area, and may be armed, but should not be considered dangerous. His inspiring work as an Elvis impersonator provided us with the basis for this post. The last time anyone heard from him was during an emergency late-night company conference call on Feb. 8, 2010. During the call he was pressured into numerous company responsibilities, but did not seem bothered by it. He was in good spirits and spoke coherently, alertly, and without slurred speech. He did not mention any enemies or angry girlfriends, and seemed optimistic about several business ventures. For reasons we would not like to get into right now, he is presumed to be dead. However, the $1 reward stands for any information about his whereabouts, whether he is dead or not. Anyone with information is encouraged to email Howtomakeadollar@gmail.com.
[Name withheld], (age unknown), a freelance nudist and occasional Elvis impersonator, as well as frequent contributor to the wildly successful small business blog "howtomakeadollar.blogspot.com," is missing, and for various undisclosed reasons, is presumed dead.
Throughout his life he was often celebrated for his erratic driving, unusual fondness for gothic fantasy fiction, and his many pets, which may have numbered over 60. An astonishingly virile man, he is believed to have fathered at least eight children, with up to six others currently engaged in various paternity and custody battles.
However, despite his numerous accomplishments, he was probably most appreciated by his closest friends for his extremely well developed sense of humor and easy going attitude. As a contributor to Howtomakeadollar, he quickly distinguished himself from other contributors by coming up with the funniest and most cutting-edge ideas, and was not afraid to push the ethical envelope in the name of profit.
He is survived by his six former wives, numerous children, two fiancees, and up to 16 cats, 11 rabbits, 18 parrots, and an unknown number of dogs.
Generally speaking, he will be missed.
Missing a loved one? Howtomakeadollar can write up an obituary or missing person notice for one dollar.
UPDATE: Our friend was identified on Feb. 25, alive, but not well. Reward collected. Read about it here.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Another way to make money off this:
Sell toasters or frying pans that are manipulated in a way that causes them to look like Mary. Of course, these won't be "real" images of Mary because they are artificially created, and if people are buying your toasters, then presumably they are aware of this. So if you make these toasters, you may as well offer all kinds of images on them. My suggestions are Mary, Che Guevara, and maybe Abe Lincoln. I think the irony of having Lincoln on one side and Guevara on the other would be ironic enough to sell a lot of these. Mary, of course, should stand alone on her toast. I think there are other good images you could use as well.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Have you ever thought to yourself "How much is a penny worth?" Probably not because everyone knows a penny is worth $.01. Right?
For the majority of the time, that would be the correct answer. However, pennies minted between 1909 to 1982 are actually worth $.02. Don't try to go to a store and tell them your penny is worth $.02, because they won't believe you (If you do try this, please video tape it and email it to us).
The $.02 value of pennies minted between 1909 and 1982 comes from the value of the metal used to make them. These pennies are made of 95% copper. As the value of copper increases, so does the value of these pennies. So... if my math is right.... you pay $.01 for a 1909 to 1982 penny but the metal content is actually worth $.02... thats a 100% profit. 100% profit is 100% no matter what! People try there whole lives to make that kind of profit. Instead of risking their money in the stock market, all they have to do is look in their pocket!
Note: it may be illegal to melt coins (not too sure... there was a temporary law passed in 2006 that made it illegal... but I don't know if it ever became a "real" law).
Nickels are also a good source of profit.
Monday, February 15, 2010
"The People of the Land Beyond the Land Beyond"
The Winter Olympics are upon us, giving us a perfect opportunity to point out something unique about Canada. I never knew this before and I think there's a significant reason for that, but more on that later.
Alert, Nunavut in Canada is the northernmost settlement with permanent inhabitants in the world. It's gently nestled within the arctic circle on Ellesmere island next to Greenland. Despite being very cold and covered in snow 10 months of the year, the climate is actually quite dry, averaging only 6 inches of total precipitation per year. There are 5 months of total sunlight and 5 months of total darkness. The only time the temperature is above freezing is during their 2 month summer season when it reaches all the way into the upper 30s. Downright balmy. The place is so charming that two of the most significant events in its history were catastrophic plane crashes.
This is definitely not one of the most inhabitable places in the world, but yet, at last count, up to 5 people may actually permanently reside in Alert. There are many temporary inhabitants of the frigid hamlet due to the presence of the Canadian Forces Station Alert facility, a weather station, and an airport, which is presumably the only way to get there. Unless you ride a moose by the light of the aurora. Why, then, does anyone choose to live there? To man the weather station? I don't think you need a permanent weather station to know that it's going to be yet another cold, dark day (unless of course it's the half of the year with total, relentless, blinding sunlight). Something just doesn't quite add up. Which brings me to my earlier suspicion of why I never heard of this place before. My guess is that the residents have discovered, through sophisticated weather monitoring (and with a little help from Al Gore), that the ice caps are going to melt sometime within their lifetimes, transforming the icy outpost of Alert into a pleasant, tropical paradise. They're just claiming their beachfront property now. Luckily, we here at howtomakeadollar have discovered their secret and are sharing it with you, dear loyal reader, so you can be one of the few, lucky opportunists to claim a tract of land in one of the remotest parts of the earth that will eventually be worth millions. That is, of course, assuming that you can stand to live among muskoxen, caribou, and Canadians, and are resilient to frostbite, depression, and insomnia (24 hour sunlight can be excruciating). On the plus side, I bet baby seal tastes pretty good. And it'll all be worth it in the end. There may be easier ways to make money than this, but I doubt it.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Happy Valentine's Day to the cutest, most wonderful family in the whole world! I love you so much and I am so thankful you are in my life!
Do you want to be as cool as Andrew and SHOW YOUR LOVE to someone too?
Saturday, February 13, 2010
You're laying in bed thinking about all of the brilliant ways you can make money... and then it comes to you... THE BEST IDEA OF YOUR LIFE! You think to yourself "this is such a good idea I'll never forget it." And you go to sleep happy that you will soon be a millionaire. You wake up in the morning and as you're taking a shower you remembered that before you fell asleep you had THE BEST IDEA OF YOUR LIFE... but the problem is: you can't remember what that idea was!
Don't let this scenario happen to you. You never know when inspiration will hit you. So when it hits you, be prepared. KEEP A LIST. I recommend keeping a ipod or iphone with you at all times so you can add all of your ideas to a list. But if you don't have an ipod or iphone and don't want to spend money on cool technology, all you need is a pen and paper. Write down all of your ideas, you never know which one will be THE ONE!
Friday, February 12, 2010
The other day I was going about my business, making money hand over fist, and watching all my stock investments go up while the market went down, and checking out my supermodel wife, when it hit me. The Olympics are this year. Like now. Who knew? Actually, they start today, Feb 12. In Vancouver British Columbia, which is in Canada.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
You probably saw a commercial during the Super Bowl for something called KGB. The commercial featured two pencil-necked nerds in a wrestling mat with a sumo wrestler. Each guy had to figure out how to say "I surrender" in Japanese. The nerd who texted the kgb service (the number is 542-542) got the answer faster than the guy who surfed the internet. The first guy got away, the second guy wound up saying "bring it on fat man" and then got sat on. It was a typical Super Bowl commercial. See it here.
This service is useful to people who are willing to pay money for answers because they
A. Need good answers fast.
B. Are in too much of a hurry to take .12 seconds to run a google search
However, its also a decent way to make some money if you have a broad knowledge base. You can work as an answerer and get paid 10 cents for every question you answer. Its not a ton of money, but you can make about $10- $20 per hour this way. (You have to pass a general knowledge test on kgb.com in order to become a "special agent," but its not too hard.)
Here is how it works
Lets say some guy in Sri Lanka needs to know the best way to fight off a male Bengal tiger. He probably needs an answer really fast, so instead of googling "Best way to fight off a male Bengal tiger," he texts the question to 542542. (People in Sri Lanka always carry their iPhone when fighting tigers, especially Bengals). This question will then immediately appear on your computer, and you can answer it.*
*The best way to fight off a Bengal Tiger is to shoot it with the biggest gun you have while yelling something in Sri Lankan. It doesn't matter what you yell. Sri Lankan is a made up language that is very confusing to tigers, especially tigers that have been shot.
Likewise, if you need to get a quick answer about how to photocopy money, you can text it to kgb. Of course, you will have to pay some money to do this, but its an option if you are desperate. Howtomakeadollar never recommends spending money. Only earning* it.
*By "earning" we do not mean "earning fairly" or "earning by hard work." We mean "acquiring by any means available."
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
You've probably seen ads for donating money to the Red Cross. Just text "HAITI" to 90999, and somehow the Red Cross gets 10 dollars. I have no idea how this works. All I know is that an easy way to make money would be to change your phone number to 90998, and hope lots of people misdial.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Meg... you are loved by Matt!
Monday, February 8, 2010
Believe it or not... "priceless" artwork actually has a price! And it usually comes with a lot of zeros. It appears selling and/or creating "priceless" art is a profitable business.
Here is the business plan:
1) Create "priceless" artwork
2) Sell above mentioned artwork on ebay for A LOT OF MONEY!
Unfortunately, there is not a perfect formula to determine what "priceless" really means. Not all art and/or artists are appreciated as much as others. Below is a picture of our attempt at this business model. This "priceless" artwork titled "Long day in the lunchroom" really did have a price... but it was too high for the simple minded art collectors on ebay. For those sophisticated art collectors that read this blog... today is your lucky day! If you would like it... its yours for $1! No where else in the world, besides howtomakeadollar, can you buy priceless artwork for only $1.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
The Super Bowl is a big deal, and tons of money is spent on it every year. In big markets like this you can do pretty well by simply gaining a tiny fraction of the overall market. You don't have to be a genius. Thats good for you, because statistically speaking, only like 1% of the population is a genius, so you probably aren't.
Fortunately for you, the screening process for Howtomakeadollar writers is very strict, and we are all geniouses. (sp??)
Idea: Sell "Tickets"
How the Business Works: Relatively few people have ever been to a Super Bowl, so most people probably don't know what tickets look like. This is where you come in.
1. Go to a county fair
2. Get a bunch of those tickets that say "admit one." I'm pretty sure thats what Super Bowl tickets look like.
3. Write "Super Bowl" on the tickets with a sharpie
4. Sell on Ebay, or if you happen to live near Miami, you can go to the stadium and scalp them outside
Idea: Sell hotdogs and beer
How the Business Works: You've probably been to a sporting event, and you may have seen people going around selling hotdogs and beer. They work for the stadium, so they don't keep the money they make. This is where you come in.
1. Get a bunch of hotdogs and beer.
2. Sneak into the stadium. (I doubt this will be very difficult.)
3. Run around shouting about your cold beer (does not have to be cold) and your hot dogs. For the beer you have to promote it as colder than any other beer ever, or else people will buy beer from a different guy who convinces them that his is colder. Hot dogs are easier. Just yell "Hot Dogs!" frequently. There are very few appropriate adjectives that can make a hot dog sound more appetizing. Either people want them or they don't.
4. Sell them to people for a dollar.
Idea: Make Bets
How the business works: Lots of people like to make bets on sports events, especially the Super Bowl. Only about half of these people win their bets. Howtomakeadollar has a better way.
1. Go to a Super Bowl party
2. Offer any bet on the game outcome that someone is willing to take. It makes no difference who you bet on to win. Just bet against whatever the other person says.
3. Watch Super Bowl
4. If your team wins, make sure the other guy pays up
5. If your team loses, insist that you actually bet the opposite way, and make them pay you. If they refuse, offer a compromise in which no one pays. Tell the person that its just money, and that you forgive them.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
According to the news we are now in the middle of the Blizzard of 2010!
Now that it has officially been named the Blizzard of 2010... it's time to make money off of it.
Step by step business plan:
1) Put on your cross country skis and go to the nearest Walmart (don't worry, they're always open)
2) Buy lots of t-shirts, hats, and mugs
3) Buy a permanent marker
4) Write "I survived the Blizzard of 2010!" on all your newly purchased merchandise
5) Sell above mentioned merchandise on ebay
Business Risks: If someone buys your shirt, but then dies before the blizzard is over, their family may try to get the money back. I'm not sure how to handle this.
Optional: buy your own printing press or screenpress your own t-shirts to mass produce quickly
For other ways to make money from snow... click here.
If anyone wants a t-shirt, email us and we'll send you one in the mail.
Howtomakeadollar does not imply that the purchaser of these shirts will actually, in fact, survive the blizzard of 2010.
Somehow, against all common sense, his ideas caught on, and the U.S. government gave it a try. They slaughtered thousands of pigs to see if it would make meat prices go up. It did! Great! High pork prices! Just what the economy needs more of. They call it the Great Depression, but it wasn't that great.
Now lets list some of the vital things that hurricanes do.
5. Knock trees over, freeing numerous kittens who climbed too high to get down.
Yep, all those things are good for the economy.
Thanks to brilliant reader C. W. for giving me the basics on Keynes.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Howtomakeadollar is planning to expand its readership one state at a time. Alaska, you are first. Alabama, you are next. (We are going in semi-alphabetical order)
Idea 1: Make Millions in Alaska by Drilling for Oil
1. Go to Alaska
2. Invest millions of dollars in geological testing
3. Thats it. Stop there.
This idea stops here. A bunch of people who have never been to Alaska* say you aren't allowed to drill for oil there because of the polar bears. Sorry. I recommend you go to Venezuela or Iran or someplace more friendly.
*John McCain was adamantly opposed to Alaskan Oil drilling. Sarah Palin was for it. Who was the political mastermind behind this match-up?... I suspect no one.
Make millions in Alaska by hugging Polar Bears
1. Go to Alaska
2. Find a polar bear
3. Wait for it to die
4. Take a picture of it
5. Put the picture on the internet and say an oil person killed it with his greedy smile
6. Presumably someone will pay you for this.*
*phone call from some hippie
Hello. Yes, What?? You guys do this for free!! What! Are you serious?? Because you love the Earth? You smell like tundra. Don't call me again.
7. Nevermind... I don't think there are any good ways to make money in Alaska
New Idea: Make Millions in Alaska by Building Large Bridges that Connect Uninhabited Islands With One Another.
Yep, this one should work, no polar bears in the way.
Here is how it works:
1. Find the most remote region of Alaska that you can.
2. Now, make up an island that is somewhere near this remote area
3. Tell everyone that this made up island is really important for U.S. interests
4. Get paid like $300 million for building a bridge to it.
5. Sarah Palin becomes governor
6. Sarah Palin declares herself a "maverick" and shortly thereafter resigns as governor
**howtomakeadollar is curious what kind of animal this polar bear is eating. It is our belief that it is a walrus, but it really could be anything. Does anyone from Alaska have any insight on this?
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Google offers some great features to enhance the effectiveness of your blog. One of those features is Google Analytics. It is a feature that tells you who comes to your blog, where they are from, how long they stay and what they look at while they are there.
We have noticed lately that whenever we blog about a specific place, people from that place tend to show up and read our blog. When we blogged about Nauru, people from Nauru came to our site (and left a nice little comment). When we blogged about Luxembourg, people from Luxembourg came to our site.
As you can see from the map below (a screen shot from our Google Analytics account), people from most of the U.S. have visited our site... but not someone from every state. We are going to try and change this. Keep your eye out for posts about how to make money in states that have not visited our site yet.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Valentine's day is less than two weeks away! Chances are you have not gotten a gift or even thought about getting a gift for your significant other. And you probably forgot about their birthday and your last three anniversaries. Don't let it happen again!
It's a good thing you came to Howtomakeadollar... because we have a solution for you! Take advantage of our new "SHOW YOUR LOVE" feature. Email us and let us do the work for you! If you pay us a low, low price of $1 we will display a blog on the specified day (i.e. Valentine's day or any other day you like) telling your significant other (or potential significant other) how much you love them!
We specialize in writing poetry and haiku's. So email us and let us know when and how you would like to make your special someone feel special and we will do the rest!
What your $1 will get you:
-Blog dedicated to the person of your choice on your chosen day
-Poem, Haiku, sweet sonnet about how much you love the person of your choice
(may feature picture or youtube singing telegram)
-Email to the person of your choice letting them know they are loved
-Facebook message and/or wall post to the person of your choice
-Tweet about your love to the person of your choice
-Extreme jealousy from everyone who didn't buy a SHOW YOUR LOVE post
-Love and gratitude for at least a week!
CAUTION: If you know your significant other has read this blog... you are now under EXTREME OBLIGATION to buy a SHOW YOUR LOVE post for their birthday, anniversary, presidents day, groundhog day, half birthday, first grade teachers birthday, and "a just because I love you so much" day. If you don't buy at least one SHOW YOUR LOVE post for any of the above mentioned days your significant other will know your love for them is worth less than $1.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Evidence disposal is the type of business that can get you a lot of money really fast, but is unlikely to be very steady unless you know the right people.
Fortunately for you, Howtomakeadollar does know such people.
1. Go to a big city
2. Go to a subway station in a bad part of town*
3. Wait around until well after midnight
4. Soon you will see some thugs fleeing the scene of a crime.
5. Approach them
6. Offer to get rid of the evidence for a dollar
7. Make sure they do not shoot you
8. Take the evidence and throw it in a lake. If the evidence can swim, you may have a difficult time, but you should be able to manage.
9. If the evidence looks like something that someone might want, you can feel free to try to sell it somewhere.
*Pretty much all subway stations are located in bad parts of town