Happy Birthday Tyler. This blog is dedicated just for you on your special day. Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Congratulations... you have resisted natural selection for one more year.
Guest blogging has been interrupted for one day for a special SHOW YOUR LOVE post. We will resume with the guest blog-off tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience of someone having a birthday.
EDIT: Comment from Tyler:
This is kind of a ripoff. I didn't get a poem or a haiku or anything, and I look like a lost tourist in that picture. I think this should cost me 50 cents, max. I bet this took you like a minute to write. Also, "you resisted natural selection for another year" is a very good birthday sentiment, but it is inaccurate in my case. I do not resist natural selection. I am natural selection.
I can neither confirm or deny if in fact it is Tyler's birthday today. Could you please fax me a copy of your birth certificate?
ReplyDeleteThis is kind of a ripoff. I didn't get a poem or a haiku or anything, and I look like a lost tourist in that picture. I think this should cost me 50 cents, max. I bet this took like a minute. Also, "you resisted natural selection for another year" is a very good birthday sentiment, but it is inaccurate in my case. I do not resist natural selection. I am natural selection.
ReplyDeleteI agree. You look like a tourist. You need a refund.
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