According to the news we are now in the middle of the Blizzard of 2010!
Now that it has officially been named the Blizzard of 2010... it's time to make money off of it.
Step by step business plan:
1) Put on your cross country skis and go to the nearest Walmart (don't worry, they're always open)
2) Buy lots of t-shirts, hats, and mugs
3) Buy a permanent marker
4) Write "I survived the Blizzard of 2010!" on all your newly purchased merchandise
5) Sell above mentioned merchandise on ebay
Business Risks: If someone buys your shirt, but then dies before the blizzard is over, their family may try to get the money back. I'm not sure how to handle this.
Optional: buy your own printing press or screenpress your own t-shirts to mass produce quickly
For other ways to make money from snow... click here.
If anyone wants a t-shirt, email us and we'll send you one in the mail.
Howtomakeadollar does not imply that the purchaser of these shirts will actually, in fact, survive the blizzard of 2010.
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