So a couple of weeks ago you bought a real Christmas tree... how festive, how Chrismissy. Let me be the first to thank you for 1) celebrating Christmas, 2) stimulating the economy, and 3) cutting down a tree (our greatest renewable resource). Now that Christmas is done, your tree is dead, and all of the presents are opened and forgotten.... its time to take out the tree! Needles, needles everywhere! No one (at least that I know of) likes to take out their Christmas tree. Thus, a good business opportunity for you. People like to pay others money to do things they don't want to do.
Here is the step by step business plan:
1)knock on doors
2)find someone that is home
3)convince them they need you to take out their Christmas tree (if they're not convinced, do it anyway, they'll appreciate it and pay you big bucks)
4)take out tree
5)throw tree away
5a) going green option: save it for next year and sell it to some sucker who will feel good about reusing a poor murdered Christmas tree. He will probably also buy your used Christmas wrapping paper (so don't forget to save it too).
6)vacuum up needles
6a) going green option: save needles and sell them to the same guy who bought the tree in step 5a
7)get paid
8)reinvest your money in your next $1 idea
This is a great business opportunity for townhouse and condo developments. People don't really like walking down 3 flights of stairs with a dead Christmas tree. Click here or here for other great business opportunities geared to condo and townhouse developments.
Business risks: atheists who hate Christmas, Barack Obama (Obama hates Christmas too) and the crazy old lady who keeps her tree up all year.
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