Saturday, December 5, 2009

How to Make Money With Nothing But a Copy Machine and Some Cash

Business Idea: Print More Money

Business Description: There is a lot of money out there. Very few people would notice if someone added a little bit more of it. This is where you come in.

Business Resources: Copy machine, cash, green crayon

Step-by-Step Business Plan:
1. Go to Staples
2. Find a copier that does double sided copies
3. Get the cash out of your wallet. 
4. Put it in the copy machine.
5. Turn the copy machine on.
6. Select the number of copies you want to make. I suggest a really high number like 80. 
7. Hit "Copy."
8. Collect the photocopies from the tray
9. Color the back sides of the copies green
10. IMPORTANT! Remove your original money from the copier
11. Put the original money and the new money into your wallet
12. Pay for your copies
13. Act casual
14. Run

Feasibility Quotient: 61

Business Risks: Nope

Business Competitors: United States Federal Reserve

1 comment:

  1. Official Fact Check GuyMarch 1, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    For what it's worth, an economics professor once told me that if ever accused of counterfeiting, my reply should be that I was engaging in monetary policy.

    One thing to watch out for is that photocopiers will actually copy at slightly more or less than a perfect copy.

    Additionally, you will also need a paper cutter. Staples and Kinkos do not stock dollar-sized paper in their copy centers, so you will need to cut the paper evenly. I would strongly urge a paper cutter, and I would also strongly warn against the risk of chopping off your finger.


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