One way to make money is to stand in a crowded area really really still. Seriously, people do it all the time and make good money.
Stepy by step plan to make money standing really still
Step 1. Get a goofy looking outfit. It doesn't really have to be as elaborate as the picture above.
Step 2. Find a really crowded place. Place a bucket in front of you
Step 3. Stand really really still for a long time.
Step 4. Repeat step 3 over and over again.
Step 5. Collect money. Seriously, people will just open up their wallets and give you their hard earned money.
Step 6. To make extra money, charge people to take pictures with you. The extra creepy you are, the more you charge them.